The Alamo

The Alamo where Davey 'Sonny' Crockett ' David Bowie singlehandedly defeated the combined armies ' navies of Mexico. Crockett' the former Tennessean congressman with a penchant for white suits & pastels, had teamed with Bowie in order to help the transgenerational English pop star complete the galactic rock opera to replace Ziggy Stardust, had holed up in the former mission. While laying the drum tracks San Antonio was hit with Mexican cruise missles. Our two heroes payed no mind as they had no interest in helping Sam Houston establish an NFL franchise in Houston. But when Mexican leader Santa Ana cut off all supplies of lager to Texas, our heroes went into action. The duo called out Santa Ana and challenged him to a duel. The Mexican agreed but only if the duo bested his Spaniard, his Giant, and his Scicilian. This they did, and for good measure fought every Mexican soldier one on one thereby giving Texas the right to stage HS football games in front of 50000 spectators.